Dilbert Rules! - No Fluff Just Stuff

Dilbert Rules!

Posted by: Nathaniel Schutta on November 29, 2007

A couple of recent Dilberts really caught my fancy (of course that’s nearly a universal I suppose). I thought this one was funny enough to forward on to my bosses; I’m still employed so they took the joke well!
I said IF


This one
summarizes how most companies define Agile…and their approach to training.

Agile

Hey, I don’t think I’ve perpetuated any typos this time ;)

Nathaniel Schutta

About Nathaniel Schutta

Nathaniel T. Schutta is a software architect and Java Champion focused on cloud computing, developer happiness and building usable applications. A proponent of polyglot programming, Nate has written multiple books, appeared in countless videos and many podcasts. He’s also a seasoned speaker who regularly presents at worldwide conferences, No Fluff Just Stuff symposia, meetups, universities, and user groups. In addition to his day job, Nate is an adjunct professor at the University of Minnesota, where he teaches students to embrace (and evaluate) technical change. Driven to rid the world of bad presentations, he coauthored the book Presentation Patterns with Neal Ford and Matthew McCullough, and he also published Thinking Architecturally and Responsible Microservices available from O’Reilly. His latest book, Fundamentals of Software Engineering, is currently available in early release.

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