I tend to stay focused on Spring, Java, Groovy, and other development related topics on this blog, but I couldn't resist posting this link to the local FOX affiliate's web site: Click here.
In case they remove the story, here's a screen-shot of the headline story that caught my eye...

The good news is that his passengers, Robert Gene Dumbass, 21 and William Harold Halfwit, 20, were unharmed and released after questioning.
Priceless.